when girls leave glitter on the floor as they are walking why are you in ke$ha get up this is Jummah not a runway
When you can see the bunions on the foot on the auntie in front of you
Yelling ” ALLAHUAKBAR” after making it from one side of the room to the exit door weaving in and out of aunties praying Sunnah
the shoe search
fobs who wear kurta with jeans and chappal
thinking of #JummahProblems while praying Jummah
the auntie that decides to take charge and move everyone around and causes more commotion than what was before
the line at the icecream truck outside the masjid after namaaz is over