February 2012
January 2012
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I work in the gynecologists office if you guys ever need anything I’m here for you
if you urban dictionary my town it literally says the town of weed were all other surrounding towns get their weed from
my dad is a nutritionist and he smokes
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real talk I would die for my dad
my dad got me coldplay tickets
little does he know I stopped liking coldplay in middle school
he wants to go, whatever makes him happy man
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if I make one sad post it just leads to like 20 more so fuq that here’s a joke
what did Batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile?!
” Robin, get into the batmobile!”
my parents anniversary is on the day of the superbowl but my dad never reemembers
real talk I had a crush on the blonde guy in Yugi Oh
growing up I had 2 main crushes
Abraham Lincoln
Micheal Jordan
this is the random part of the night were I get really weird I swear I’m more normal if you talk to me in the day
I can’t make chai though
if you are desi and you wear those sketchers, u kno wut I m talkin bout, I will refuse to talk to you
or socks with sandals
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
people who delete always come back
but like a 100 times weirder
there is a total of 6 black kids in my entire highschool
another time someone bet me I couldn’t fit in my locker and once I did go they shut the door and I couldn’t get out
the first day of Freshman year my cousin and his friend put me in a garbage can
I was too short to get myself out
you guys would judge me so hard if you ever saw stupid things I’ve done in school
one time I fell down a flight of stairs, I tried regaining my balance at the platform and fell didnt get up properly and fell the whole way down the next flight too
also among stupid things I’ve down in school is smoke smarties
and snort baby bottle pop powder and cried while walking to the nurses office
